Wednesday, September 22, 2010

I'm scared of hipsters, their bikes are so single speed.

I'm going to a concert soon, which will be my first in 2 years (when adjusted for med school free time, it was really only 3 weeks ago). I often get nervous before a concert and feel like I have to prepare.  I wouldn't want to be caught rocking out really hard to that one line about the dogs where they say, "canine", but I always think they are going to say. "cage".  I don't want to look stupid in front of that hipster. His glasses are so big.

Monday, September 20, 2010

All the answers are just outside the box

You know how they say that sometimes you need to solve a problem by looking at it with a completely different view point?  Well today I'm going to see what I can get done being a Mac using, Blackberry owning, staunchly conservative, suburb loving, tiny dog owning, Packer's fan.

Hell yeah, found my keys!

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

This tech has NO idea how to get this ultra sound done!...before I go to lunch

A really important skill necessary for being a hospital employee is to learn how to bitch about how everyone else doesn't know how to do their job and is incompetent.  If you can follow it up with some martyresque comment about how you, "wouldn't even mind, but it's the patient who is suffering", you can give yourself and A+.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Don't be scared, the diagrams make it seem easy enough.

One of my favorite doctors, whenever someone would ask him if he had ever done a certain procedure before, would always reply, "Nope, first time, wish me luck!".

It's good to have heroes.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Decisive decisions

We had mice in our apartment, so our maintenance guy put out glue traps. We caught one (a mouse, not a maintenance guy.  Although we did give him a hard time about leaving), and what followed was the most extensive and morbid discussion of how to kill a mouse quickly and humanly. We finally decided on the brutal but quick hammer and a plastic bag and when we picked it up, it had starved to death.

Friday, September 3, 2010

RichBtch on Twitter totes agrees with me

Although you can't believe everything you read on-line, you definitely can use it as irrefutable evidence in an argument.