Retained POFing

One of the common complications of pregnancy post partum (after the delivery) is "Retained Products of Conception", which includes the placenta, fetal tissue, and a fucking kid for 18 years.

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I feel extremely threatened in regards to my medical education versus any non-medical person armed with wikipedia and a decent sense of how to spell stuff.

Coming Clean

There is no comraderie like the comraderie of walk of shaming right past a walk of shamer.
"Are you carrying one heel?"
"Are you brushing your teeth while you walk?"
A cat's game, well played.

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I just saw a c-section.  You know when the magician pulls the rabbit out of the hat?  And you know when the magician saws the woman in half?  It's kind of like those two tricks combined but a lot bloodier.  I just kept going, what? Where the fuck did that baby just come from? Show me again, I can figure this out.  Is there a trap door under here...
"Please don't touch that, it's sterile"

Pregnancy be crazy!

"Honey, come on, we talked about this, put it down..."
Rarely, a pregnant patient will have cravings for inedible items such as dirt or clay....
"Because it's that vase your mother brought back from her trip to New Mexico, that's why.  Now please put it down...."
As long as these substances are nontoxic...
"I know there isn't any paint on it, but...Look! I got a Frosty! Do you want a Frosty? It's swirl..."
The patient is advised to maintain adequate nutrition...
"I see that you put a prenatal vitamin at the bottom of it, but I actually don't think a fun game would be to try and eat our way down to it.  I disagree, I don't think it's like bobbing for apples..."
And encouraged to stop ingesting the inedible items...
"Quick! Look over there...Ow, you fucking bit me!"