You know how people will come up to you and say something to the effect of, "OMG! You look just like my friend! Do you have a brother named Dave"? Technology is now such that you better show me the goods. I want to see this Dave on facebook and I'll be the judge of how much I look like this d-bag. If you are wrong, I get your smartphone.
I'm going to bbm the shit out of your friends.