Anatomically correct smiley face

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Artists Note: The urethra should be totally straight.  And probably not have a hole in it.  Definitely not have a hole in it.

It recently occurred to me that this face is not smiling, contrary to my title.  Probably has something to do with having his body splayed open in a display-like fashion.  Or the hole in his penis. That thing can't be comfortable.