When I'm taking notes, and you end up saying something different than what I was expecting, I'm making my note fit. I refuse to scratch out my perfectly worded intro to your point. "Stroke is the number 1 cause of death...or would be if the number 1 and 2 causes, which are obviously heart disease and cancer, were fairy tales."
There once was a man from Nantucket, his atherosclerosis was so long...
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Daniel, because I am half-illiterate, I liked this so much better when you only wrote a few sentences. I don't have time for these so-called "punchlines" to develop. Please use Twitter instead. There's also a whiteboard on the front door of my townhouse, so you can scribble your little jokes there, too. Whatever's easiest for me. xoxomp
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