Friday, January 8, 2010

Don't Red Cross Me

 Dammit Red Cross, I donated blood out of the goodness of my heart (quite literally if you think about it).  I don't mind doing it, I don't mind doing it again, and I appreciate that you are super thankful and are real jazzed up to tell me about more opportunities.  But if you are going to call me to do so, unless you open with the following statement, "This is the American Red Cross and, in addition to us finding all of your HIV and deadly disease tests negative, we would like to tell you about another donating opportunity", you will be donating that blood back to me after I crack my head on my way fainting to the floor.

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