Hi, my name is Meat (Hi Meat). I've had a weblog since 2007 and recently I hit rock bottom and started writing on it. I've come to terms with it and finally admitted I have a problem.
Monday, January 11, 2010
I just saw a c-section. You know when the magician pulls the rabbit out of the hat? And you know when the magician saws the woman in half? It's kind of like those two tricks combined but a lot bloodier. I just kept going, what? Where the fuck did that baby just come from? Show me again, I can figure this out. Is there a trap door under here...
"Please don't touch that, it's sterile"
I started this before I got into med school, then characteristically didn't do shit with it for the first year and a half while in med school, and now I'm back with a vengeance...for probably a week before I get bored.
*Note, I am not a doctor. I am a medical student. The difference is that I do not have a degree, don't know what I'm talking about, and haven't had my sense of humor beaten out of me with a stick made of being on call. For more info, see my first post (If I were savvy, I'd link to it. But I'm not. I'm not savvy.)