Monday, January 11, 2010

See Section

I just saw a c-section.  You know when the magician pulls the rabbit out of the hat?  And you know when the magician saws the woman in half?  It's kind of like those two tricks combined but a lot bloodier.  I just kept going, what? Where the fuck did that baby just come from? Show me again, I can figure this out.  Is there a trap door under here...
"Please don't touch that, it's sterile"

4 comments:

Kramer said...

Let us know when you actually deliver a baby - so we can send our condolences to the woman who had you as her doctor...

Julie said...

You, sir, are on a roll...keep going. You seem to be at your best when you are tackling 'feminine' issues of all kinds.

Karo said...

DK - you retired from ruminations? For shame!!

Anonymous said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.