Thursday, February 11, 2010

Genie in a Speculum

I see so much vagina on OB/GYN.  It's one of those be careful what you wish for things.  "Oh you really want to see vagina?  All the time?  Here.  Here's a vagina, she's 52 and is having atrophic vaginitis.  And another one, this one's a 32 year old, 39 week pregnant woman who just broke her water.  Have them.  All the vagina you can ask for.  All you have to do is shove this terribly painful metal object inside them and they are yours to view.  They are in pain so you can visualize their parts.  Visualize them and evaluate them for disease. Is that what you wanted 13 year old Meat?  Is that what you wished for after you found your first Playboy?  MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"  (Meat writhes in the corner of the exam room while the camera slowly zooms out and ominous music plays.)


metamorphing said...

Hey Meat,
Just wanted to let you know I love your blog.
Almost done with the vagina. Next, you get to see what those slimy things that often come out of vaginas become when they grow up!

Michael Guzzo said...

I wonder how long it'll take you to get like these guys?

GeneralsBitch said...

It's the harsh lighting in the examining rooms - I'm sure that's the only think killing your libido.